lolsofunny:

buteuavineyard:

“Make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. If you want to get more out of life, you must lose your inclination for monotonous security and adopt a helter-skelter style of life that will at first appear to you to be crazy. But once you become accustomed to such a life you will see its full meaning and its incredible beauty.”

emmaorwhatever:

1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling…

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wddmn:

craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”

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the-exploding-sandwich:

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. Perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor - Of which no Earthman Had ever Heard of. it’s already supplanted the Encyclopedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for 2 important reasons. First, It’s Cheaper, and second, it has the words DON’T PANIC Printed in Large friendly letters on its cover c:

Where’s my towel?

yourestilllostlittlegirl:

I’m in OP right now

ahhhh! Ashley Katchadorian, you were supposed to be watching the door…

fantasmaglorious:

I regret nothing about my current text tone.

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b3ar-cl4w:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

Wait then what if

i cannot accept this

and..

omg my childhood

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